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Prices - DVD $12(us ppd) CDs/LPs/T-Shirts $10(us ppd), 7"s $5(us ppd), CDRs $4(us ppd)

(these are the general prices unless otherwise noted)

Order by paypal, or you can send well hidden cash or money order (no checks bucko!) to CNP Records POBox 14555 Richmond, VA 23221

All orders outside the US please email cnpdecepticreeps@hotmail.com  for Shipping costs. Thank You.

 

Bermuda Triangles - the "Giant Squid" CD EP - First release of Bermuda Triangles as a 3-piece. Recorded and mixed by the band, mastered by our pal Justin Bailey. 10 tracks. Screen-printed covers! Only 6 bucks!

 

 

"Killer Workout Mix" CD comp. featuring Tickley Feather, Bermuda Triangles, Hallelujah!, Damned Human Race, The Yes Sirs, Ho-Ax, Narwhalz, La Mere Vipere, Amoeba Men, Shams, Big Eats, Magic Jewels, Leper Colony, Opening Flower Happy Bird, Adult Moan, Suppression, Mother Falcon, Mountain Husband, D.J. Renaldo, Buck Gooter, Silver Ninjas, Wigger Mom, Insomniacrobats, and [man speaking chinese] (cnpr-16)

 

The Skin - s/t CD - The band is Alex Tomlin (La Mere Vipere, Battlemaster, Partyman),  Derek Tomlin (La Mere Vipere),  and Chris Conrad (The Amoeba Men, Seven Hearts) with different guest vocalists including Danny Trice (La Mere Vipere, Leper Colony), Jason Hodges (The Amoeba Men, Suppression, Bermuda Triangles), John Chambers (Hallelujah!), Andy Horn (Battlemaster, Cannabis Corpse) and more! An incestuous CNP orgy of sound. And it's only 5 bucks!! (cnpr-17)

 

 

Suppression - "Amputated Brain Stem" 1993-2000 Discography CD - Official collection of earlier releases with various line-ups. Features all 7"s, split 7"s, split lp (w/ Cripple Bastards), and compilation tracks plus a few unreleased tracks. (cnpr-15)    

 

 

Tickley Feather / Bermuda Triangles -split 7" - Philadelphia's Tickley Feather, with a new debut full length out on Paw Tracks, meets CNP and Richmond's Bermuda Triangles (solo member of The Amoeba Men and Suppression). 2 songs from each.(cnpr-12)

 

C.N.P. DVD 001 - Our first ever DVD release... a psychedelic hell-scape featuring videos by HALLELUJAH!, SUPPRESSION, BUNNY RABBITS, THE AMOEBA MEN, HO-AX, OPENING FLOWER HAPPY BIRD, THE YES SIRS, DJ RENALDO, SILVER NINJAS, and MR. SEAHORSE. Also live footage from [man speaking chinese], SUPPRESSION, HORTUS, HO-AX and ATOMATRON!!! (cnpdvd-001)

check out the YouTube trailer for this DVD

 

COMING SOON to CNP Records or go HERE now and beat the crowds!

Ho-Ax - "Avantard" Cassette - Limited to 100!!! So get yours while they're hot. 30 minutes, 19 tracks. Gross nerds surfing in your wormhole. Includes hits like "Anal Cavity", "I Had A Baby", "Birth Canal" and oh so much more.  (cnpr-14)

 

Silver Ninjas - "Attack!" CD - Just when you thought it was safe... Silver Ninjas attack with sounds of danceable horror and noisy brutality. All you mothers better lock your doors...though it won't do you any good. Silver Ninjas declare Night Wars again!(cnpr-13)

listen to Silver Ninjas - Castle Danger mp3

 

 

Hallelujah! - "Dirty Revival" CD - Lush, ripe, and sweet to the ear... 2nd full length from this destructive Richmond foursome. A 17 song rollercoaster ride through the underbelly of the American sub-conscious. The Deceptichrist returns...(cnpr-11)

listen to Hallelujah! - I Faked My Own Birth mp3

 

The Yes Sirs - "Dos Locos" LP - San Francisco, CA and Richmond, VA collide on this new LP from the 2-man rhythm disaster that is The Yes Sirs Some Tracks recorded together in the studio and some done separately through the USPS. Brutal and Exotic. Red vinyl / Screen Printed covers! (cnpr-10)

 

The Amoeba Men - "...let the infection set in" CD - 3 Men unite to try and contain a speeding trainwreck. A psychedelic, post-punk nightmare that provides an excellent soundtrack for an impending epidemic.. Get sick!(cnpr-9)

listen to The Amoeba Men - Marinating.mp3

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hallelujah! - "Open The Door And Rejoice!" CDR - CDR version of the now sold out debut CD from the folks who brought you ATOMATRON The Deceptichrist is a knockin' and this record is a rockin'...(cnpr-7)

 

The Amoeba Men - "Enter: The Amoeba Men" 7"

Debut E.P. from this weirdo Richmond 3 piece Features their throbbing death-disco track "Shit Tubes",  the basement mad scientist anthem "Clone" and their haunting cowboy song "Lonesome Buckaroo" (cnpr-6)

listen to The Amoeba Men - Shit Tubes mp3

 

Suppression / Atomatron split 7" - A diabolical plot to undermine Richmond's mediocrity-ridden music scene. These bad vibe merchants deliver 3 songs apiece and now everyone must watch their backs!! Oooh scary! No guitars appear on this release. All bass and drums baby!!(cnpr-5)

 

Suppression - "Burnt Out Receptacles" 7" - Debut release of this long running VA band as a 2 piece bass/ drum outfit. 4 songs of full throttle, hyper-rhythmic weirdness w/ maniac vocals and other unintelligible sounds!! Sexy! (cnpr-4)

 

   

Suppression - Release The Piranha CD - 10 song mish-mash of studio material of the 2 piece line-up from 2004, 2003, 2002 and 4-track material from 2001. Released on UnderRadar  in 2004. Features the track 'Release The Piranha' and the song 'Cloaca' recorded for a movie of the same name that never happened. (UR05)

 

'SUPERSONIC SOUNDS OF THE FUCK YOU MOVEMENT' CD compilation -feat. CHARM CITY SUICIDES, KOJAK, CRANK STURGEON, THE IRREVERSABLE NEURAL DAMAGE, SEVEN HEARTS, THE BEARDED EDDIES, P.C.P. ROADBLOCK, BASTARD NOISE, S.S.S., NUMBER ONE BLOOD, SILVER NINJAS, SUPPRESSION, and more plus childish prank phone calls. (cnpr-3)

 

Kojak - "Crash Motherfucker" CD - Debut release from this now defunct Richmond 3 piece. Features 2/3 of The Amoeba Men. 10 noisy as hell songs in the vein of Unsane or Karp? That's what folks told us. Also a cover of Devo's 'Mr. D.N.A.' (cnpr-2)

 

Rectal Pus aka Pus Del Recto - 'Mr. T's Nudist Colony' 7" - Completely retarded butt-core from the mid-90s. Our first vinyl release ever, that we didn't pay for, financed by the bald wonder-mind/guitarist of RP...Scotty Pus. Pay very little to hear many songs from dudes that are in current CNP bands. Really stupid.

cdrs

Bermuda Triangles - 'Terror In The Tropics' (cnpcdr16)  
Le Mere Vipere - 'Gallows Cheats' (cnpcdr15)  
The Insomniacrobats - 'Taco Teeth' (cnpcdr14)  
Yoko Boner / Bermuda Triangles -'Diarrhea Tsunami' (cnpcdr13)  
John Swart - 's/t' (cnpcdr12)

check out John Swart - My Creation Myth Is Better Than Yours mp3

 
Bunny Rabbits - 'Both demos' (cnpcdr11)

here's Bunny Rabbits - Stephanie's Hair mp3

 
Kojak - 'Bootleg' (cnpcdr10)

download Kojak - My D.N.A. Has Turned Against Me mp3

 
Atomatron - 'Both CDs' (cnpcdr9)

here's Atomatron - Drug Money mp3

 
DJ Renaldo / Partyman (cnpcdr8)  
Le Mere Vipere - 's/t' (cnpcdr7)  
'Anti-Social Hurt Yourself Jams From America's Underbelly' compilation (cnpcdr6) - (features The Yes Sirs, Hallelujah!, Suppression, The Amoeba Men, Silver Ninjas, [man speaking chinese], Leper Colony, PCP Roadblock and more!)  
The Yes Sirs - '2 Man Rhythm' (cnpcdr5)  
The Insomniacrobats - 'Insomniaerobics' (cnpcdr4)  
Silver Ninjas - 'Freed Noise' (cnpcdr3)  
Silver Ninjas - 'Night Wars' (cnpcdr2)

listen to the title track Silver Ninjas - Night Wars (Silver Ninjas Theme) mp3

 
Silver Ninjas - 'Slave Music' (cnpcdr1)  

 

 

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Bermuda Triangles - Hand-screened T-shirts! Please specify size and color (white or yellow) when ordering

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