WARNING:
A whimsical free-based expression of lucid visions/tones and potato-esque derivitives. Not to be placed inside or around any objects belonging to, or associated with, the insatiable movements of buttock euphoria (could lead to serious dehydration and prophylactic bounty hunting).

Brief Synposis:
DJ Renaldo set sail around the time of freelance gynecology and multiple-partner orgasms. A time when people stopped "recognizing" and "my bad"-ing. An era in music that took the middle man (producer, songwriter) out of the scenario and put in its place a brainless, talentless computer nerd. That's right, ladies and gents, Renaldo isn't professional; for that matter, he isn't even delectable. So in conclusion, watching this cinematic journey through a day-in-the-life-of is as benefecial for you and your cronies as being diagnosed with the Ebola virus. As quoted from fan Ryan Parrish, Custodial Services, Newark, New Jersey, "DJ Renaldo is the type of guy that puts your life in perspective. There's no way in hell your life is half as bad as his in comparison."

DJ Renaldo 14310 Rosebud Rd. Chesterfield, VA 23838

For Booking, Inquiries, Or Any Other Laxative Needs: djrenaldo@hotmail.com

Done.

Check out the DJ Renaldo / Partyman split CDR

Listen to these unreleased tracks:

DJ Renaldo - Fiscal Year Fandango mp3              

DJ Renaldo - Serial Killer Shuffle mp3

Hear more DJ Renaldo by visiting his myspace profile @ www.myspace.com/djrenaldo

Stay tuned for more madness by this guy on CNP in the coming months.

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